Pimps In Your Favourite Role Playing Game?

One online gold seller has taken things to the next level… they have started an in-game escort service for your favourite role playing games:

Gamers across the world! You never have to feel alone and confused. You can now expect more and get the most out of your game… a chance to step ahead and have the upper hand! Hire an Escort Service and enjoy the advantages today! We can do anything you want and everything you ask for!

An Escort Service is a new feature that allows you to hire an escort to assist you in the game. Absolutely anything you want can be done, even when you have logged off the game! Ask any questions you want. Have him take you wherever you want to go. Give him orders to help you in your quests. Include him in your strategy. You can even choose from American, Canadian, or European escorts. There are limitless possibilities!

Our Escort Service Feature is designed to give you pure satisfaction without any risks involved! You never have to worry about being banned, looking bad, or tarnishing your reputation. Your escort becomes your loyal friend. Your account is absolutely safe.

Get what you want and when you want it. Simply submit your request and when you want your escort. You will receive a quote and complete information and directions on your order. Choose the best option! Take the lead and be worry-free! Order your Escort Service today!

The friendless and desperately lonely gaming addict can now purchase the services of a chum/whore to take his lowly mage from n00b to l33t, provided he has enough wiggle room on his credit cards for days of power leveling.

Suggestion: Spend the money on a personal trainer at your local gym, or if you really must play, find a guild and level for free.

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